Because of Ryan Gosling
Accepting humorous submissions about what has happened in your life because of Ryan Gosling.

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If you have any “Because of Ryan Gosling…” ideas to submit, please do so!

I know all of you think about Baby Goose at least twice an hour. So turn those into submissions!

"Because of Ryan Gosling I joined a gym, so my girlfriend won’t leave me for Ryan Gosling."

— Rich

"Because of Ryan Gosling the environment is doomed because everyone wants to DRIVE."

— Sigfrida

"Because of Ryan Gosling, I can’t get to sleep at night without wearing leather driving gloves."

— Anon

"Because of Ryan Gosling, I can’t look at baby geese without getting a hard on."

— Anon

"Because of Ryan Gosling, my girlfriend finally had her first orgasm."

— Anonymous

"Because of Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling’s parents have at least one offspring."

— Kyle B.

"Because of Ryan Gosling, I bought an xmas tree in hopes it would turn into this picture."

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